The IRS recently denied tax-exempt status to a group dedicated to “protecting the human rights of defenseless victims of involuntary microwave and mind control attacks.” You read it right, there’s no typo. Mind control and mind control prevention is a business now and it wants tax exemptions.
You may be thinking, why didn’t they just wave a pendulum and assert their control over the IRS employees? Certainly they could have easily swayed them into saying yes. Not in this case however, as the IRS denied on the grounds that “You did not provide a detailed description of the proposed operations of the trust or describe the process by which you will verify claims or insure unbiased selection of eligible victims.” Because a group must operate exclusively for charitable or educational purposes in order to qualify for a tax exemption, this group failed to establish that image. Now the question, do you believe that mind control and the prevention of should be a tax-exempt business?
This is a guest post from Numerico, P.C.
